Thursday, June 28, 2012

How To Destroy Batsmen ,And Score Chicks


Our tongue-in-cheek tribute to the South African pace spearhead Dale Steyn on his 29th birthday.


South Africa v England - 4th Test Day Four

Scowl. It tells the batsman he’s not welcome.
South African Nets Session

Grip the ball purposefully; like you’re about to do something extraordinary with it.

South Africa Nets

Start your run-up. Pick up pace slowly. Let your jersey waft in the breeze.

South Africa v Sri Lanka - 3rd ODI

When you see the white of the batsman’s eyes and the trembling of his knees, prepare to unleash the sphere of doom.

New Zealand v South Africa - 1st One Day International

Bowl that unplayable outswinger that disappears out of your hand...

PRO20: South Africa v West Indies

... and reappears only after making a mess of the stumps.

PRO20: South Africa v West Indies

Celebrate by pumping your arms; let out some steam.

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Alternative celebration: mock yawn that tells the batsman he has no business being on the same park as you.

First Test South Africa v New Zealand - Day Four

Walk away with the man of the match trophy...

South African Cricket Awards

.. sweep the annual awards..

ICC Awards

.. and then score with the ladies.

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